How many of you out there are angry and miserable? You know who you are. Do you hate other people who don’t agree with your beliefs? Do you call anyone who doesn’t follow the Status Quo “crazy” or “mentally ill”? Do you watch TV even though you say “there’s never anything good on anymore”? Do you argue with others who have an opposite opinion than you? Then you may be delusional, and we here at U ASS can help.
Here at University of Actual Socialization Serialization, or U ASS, you are placed among others just like you where you can feel comfortable and at ease in your beliefs, while trained professionals monitor your behavior through complex cerebral/physio techniques, or “profiling.” Using these state of the art techniques, U ASS makes you believe you’re accepted and that you are wanted and special. U ASS can make you believe that you matter and have a purpose.
What does this mean for you? It means no more sleepless nights, no more searching for some new way to escape your miserable life, no more obsessive thoughts about people who don’t agree with you or who won’t abide by the rules, no more trying to fill that void in your soul. U ASS can take all of that away, and more.
Do you vote? Do you agree with banning words, thoughts, or potential actions? Do you like it when someone else does it all for you? Then you are U ASS material.
So, call U ASS at 1-800 IMN ASS now for your free information packet. There’s no obligation until after one of our operators says hello.
Why not call now? We’re telling you the truth because we’re smarter than you. Call us, U ASS. Today!
